DOTS: Jeepnicorn

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/30/2020 at 08:15 • Filed to: Dots

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Props to the owner for keeping this thing roadworthy. Lord knows the regular WKs were iffy enough on the reliability front.

CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/30/2020 at 08:29

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I’m a sucker for some 5 spokes and these got me shook.

Thisismydisplayname > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/30/2020 at 09:05

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Ah, the first gen SRT GC, nice.  They are quite prevalent in my parts here around the motor city.  But the resale value is way too inflated.  

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 01/30/2020 at 09:50

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Same. When I see anything 5-spoke today, they’re all asymmetrical and get me shook. Like in the seizure way.

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/30/2020 at 09:51

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I’ve seen a few of the current gen, but maybe 1-2 ever of this one.

Not bad. I still think they’re fugly, but the aggressive treatments help.

UserNotFound > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/30/2020 at 10:04

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Hey there’s one on BaT:

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2006-jeep-grand-cherokee-4/

Textured Soy Protein > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/30/2020 at 10:37

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As a former WK owner, they’re not that bad, you just have to chase down electrical gremlins, the solution to which is sometimes chasing down random interior control modules from junkyards. 

Tripper > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/30/2020 at 10:37

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Was driving one of these (same color even) when the drivers seat heater became so hot I had to pull over. The car’s owner was asleep in the passengers seat but woke up as we were pulling over and braced himself so he could hover over the seat. Exclaiming “Yo! What the fuck!?”. Car caught on fire...totaled.